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WASHED UP WEDNESDAY: Sylvain Blouin

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By Doud

Fourth round pick by Rangers in ’94
115 games, 7 points (3G, 4A).

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Doughty Took A Run At Chewbacca Last Night and Got The Brunt

By Trapp

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Doughty’s gonna travel with the team on their trip instead of heading back home after takin a run at Brent Burns.

Here’s the long and short of it: Doughty was swingin dick last night and tried takin down the California Ice Wookie and failed miserably.

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Joffrey Lupul Is As Soft As Baby Shit

By Trapp

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We’ve never read these words before..

Joff is never healthy. He’ll play about 9 games and record like 14 points and then get injured. Be out for 15 games come back get a hattrick his game back then he’ll fuckin like collide with Riley Nash or somethin have a completely wrist. This guy is a joke stay healthy. Also Toronto is a fuckin joke, you’re captain is Dion Phaneuf.

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WASHED UP WEDNESDAY: Benoit Brunet

By Doud Career high: 14 goals. Twice.

WASHED UP WEDNESDAY: Benoit Brunet

By Doud Career high: 14 goals. Twice.

I Know Of Only Two People Named Corban

I Know Of Only Two People Named Corban

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By Trapp

The first person I know of named Corban is Corban Dallas from the Luc Besson sci-fi movie the Fifth Element starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman and this chick…

The other Corban I know of is Flames rookie with a remarkable full name: Corban Knight. I found out this guy existed like literally 13 minutes ago because he scored…

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Well This Looks Like the End For Johnny’s Canucks

Well This Looks Like the End For Johnny’s Canucks

By Trapp

VanCity has played real bad all season and now I don’t even know what to make of this team other than trading Luongo was an end of an era and a tell tale sign of a rebuild in the Van.

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Let’s sum up Vancouver’s season in one night and it happens to very recent: Last night the Islanders scored 7 goals in the third period and beat the Canucks on home ice with a 7-4 final score.

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Pretty…

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Ryan Callahan Didn’t Score In The Shootout…Weird

Ryan Callahan Didn’t Score In The Shootout…Weird

By Trapp

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The guy who is a bonafide 3rd line forward who scores 40 points a season and was asking for north of $6 mil per season was called upon by his new club to score and extend the shootout last night. And whatyaknow, he did his predictable bender leg kick move then attempted to stuff it in far post on the forehand. The goalie made the save look non chalant and that was the end of the game.

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