Luongo takes his talents back to South Beach where him and Tom can pump each others tires left and right. It’s not likely now that rob’s been acquired but I hope to god Florida keeps them both for the pure comedic value of it all. I hope they greet each other with air pumps in the locker room and/or new sets of tires.
P.S. nice helmets Tom, everybody hates you:
The Las Vegas Wranglers of the oddly named East Coast Hockey League (the league clearly extends further than the east coast, figure it out) will play all their home games on the goddamn roof of the Plaza Hotel and casino in 2014-’15. Ill say that again: THE LV WRANGLERS ARE PLAYIN ON A FUCKIN ROOF. All home games. 8000000000% chance some drunk as fuck bystander on the strip’s luck…
It’s pretty cut and dry that in 2011-2012 when Brad was dating Olivia Munn he was playing REAAALLLY good for the rangers. Like ginos on the reg good. They split, he sucked until playoffs. Then last year he must’ve not gotten any ass at all because he “belonged in the snack bar”.
It’s been reported that Bradford has become engaged to Rechelle Jenkins over the Olympic break. Listen…
by The Beacon
Yeah. So canada won. Big fucking deal. In the grand scheme of things, what does Canada even do for the world? Nothing. They hang out in the fucking wilderness eating tree bark and Tim Hortons or some shit. And have their big name players even done anything? I don’t think I heard Crosby or his boy wonder Kunitz mentioned in this game. So basically, even though USA fell to Canada in…