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Straight Fire: “New” Penguins Alt Uni

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By Doud

People in P-Town pined in perpetuity for proper Penguin throwbacks rocked when Cups were poppin on the regular.  Pittsburgh Gold put on the posterior of Pascal (Dupuis) and Paul (Martin) like back in the period of Pietrangelo and Paek. Professionals in the Penguin office were prepared to be persuaded by public pushes for…

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People Are Just Gettin Warmed Up

By Trapp Here’s a look at what the Flyers’ D is lookin like this season… Btw I spelled season wrong at first and it autocorrected it with Seagal. That’s more than fine.

People Are Just Gettin Warmed Up

By Trapp Here’s a look at what the Flyers’ D is lookin like this season… Btw I spelled season wrong at first and it autocorrected it with Seagal. That’s more than fine.

J Keks Doesn’t Play Baby Games

J Keks Doesn’t Play Baby Games

By Trapp

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CBJ forward and leading scorer from last year, Ryan Johansen, is in a fuckin showdown regarding his contract situation with upper management. Johansen had one good year in the final year of his entry level contract and now he thinks he’s sittin first class like Don Johnson. CBJ GM Jarmo Kekalainen had a few choice words for Johansen as training camp opens.

“Our success is going to come…

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WASHED UP WEDNESDAY: Stanislav Chistov

WASHED UP WEDNESDAY: Stanislav Chistov

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By Doud

2001 5th overall pick played like 4 years mostly with Anaheim with a final stop in Boston, currently playin in the KHL with Chelyabinsk. 19 career goals. Great use of that number five slot.

Also my neighbor used to call me Chistov cuz it’s similar to Chris or some shit.

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Ovi’s B-Day Probably Wasn’t Fun

Ovi’s B-Day Probably Wasn’t Fun

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By Doud

Good lord what I would do to fiesta with a world class booze hound such as Ovechkin, especially now that he’s newly single and free to roam. Zero question it would result in this:

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Yup: blackout status and mediocre chicks. Seriously though Ovi’s gotta be crushing life entering the last year of his 20s with big ass bottles and 0 female bullshit now that he broke off the engagement over the…

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Wayne, Forreal Bro?

By Doud Cool hat bro. Major loss of street cred from The Great One.

Wayne, Forreal Bro?

By Doud Cool hat bro. Major loss of street cred from The Great One.

Spin-O-Rama Goals Outlawed

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By Doud

Hey remember that time Strome and Bailey embarrassed Marty on back to back shootout spin goals for the win? No? Well that’s cool cuz YouTube exists:

That was a cool day.  Unfortunately we won’t have the privilege of seeing any of these dope moves going further.  From the NHL:

Rule 24 – Penalty Shot

The ‘Spin-O-Rama’ move,…

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Andrei Nazarov aka Paul Bearer Had a Day

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by Doud

Barys Astana head coach Andrei Nazarov could be a solid Washed up Wednesday candidate but instead today we got him gettin tossed for his awesome reaction to a too many men call.  Here’s the vid:

Do you bro.  Good looks.  not seen in the video: Undertaker came out and that ref was definitely given the road to death…

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